My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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