I'm really into asian looking animals
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
then he tried to convert me to islam
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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