My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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