Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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