Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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