JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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