I cannot find my penis.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
someone owes me an orgasm
Acid is not a monday night drug
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
