We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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