I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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