At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
We smell like vodka and hangover
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