They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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