turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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