Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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