i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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