Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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