he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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