D3 body, D1 cock
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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