I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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