@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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