are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She is in my trunk
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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