youre lurking in front of me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
we're so committed to being not committed
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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