her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He? As in you personified your dick?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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