Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
