Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
either way he was missing a nipple.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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