also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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