Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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