Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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