When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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