Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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