I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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