She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
