I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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