wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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