That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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