sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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