i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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