Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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