Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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