My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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