i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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