i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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