I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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