rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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