hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
