well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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