Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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