I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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