i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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