I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm really into asian looking animals
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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