what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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