with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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