Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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