I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
