Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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