Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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