East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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