He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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